1. basedmanga:

    tobelovedisagift:

    Why the fuck is tommy killing his family?!

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    (via sle4zy)

     

    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it
     
  2. tyleroakley:

    leonibuki:

    so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

    it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

    but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

    this is just perfect in every way

     
  3. thethirdnewestoriginal:

    Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

    (via jsantagato)

     
  4. jsantagato:

    Lmao I shouldn’t be laughing

     
  5. tyleroakley:

    putsomebenonit:

    how do I make this my “about me” on grindr?

    this is so important

    (Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

     
     

  6. drakefan666:

    kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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    (via vincecarters)

     

  7. lizziemcganja:

    friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

    me: i don’t have money

    friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

    me:

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    (via tyleroakley)

     

  8. theslowpokewell:

    me before puberty:

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    me after puberty:

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    (via vogueltalia)

     
  9. (Source: kardashianjpeg, via 1lluminate)