1. blackjackmothafucka:

    This is the devil’s favorite post

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via milesjai)

     

  2. "I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

     

  3. somefagonyourdash:

    humorking:

    SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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  4. iceemoon:

    "i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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  6. zombiesandporn:

    childishflamingo:

    my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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  7. adrieldaniel:

    And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

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  8. hante:

    johnathanegbert:

    i found the video

    source

    Leek ha address

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  9. toinfinityandbeyonce:

    MY ANACONDA DONT

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  10. matsuoska:

    yes i am an otaku. luv those mangos and animoo. i also perfected the language of japenese. ohio. koala desu. ickydickymasu. cherry blossoms are my favorite food

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